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  "I will not read the last page of novels first,” I said, and then punched myself in the face.

  "I promise, I'll never again read the last page of novels first," I said, then smacked myself on the head with a book.

  "I really, really, really regret reading the last page of this novel first!" I said, then let my sibling, cousin, or best friend (take your pick) give me a wedgie.

  (This page is, of course, here for those of you who skip to the end of the book and read it first. Naughty, naughty!

  Fortunately, you're acting out the book like you're supposed to, right? Well, let that be a lesson to you.)

  THE END

  Table of Contents

  CHAPTER 2

  CHAPTER 6

  CHAPTER π

  CHAPTER 4 ½

  CHAPTER 42

  CHAPTER 144

  CHAPTER A+

  CHAPTER NO!

  CHAPTER 1010

  CHAPTER 24601

  CHAPTER 070706

  CHAPTER 6.02214179 x 1023

  CHAPTER FOUR TEENS AND A PICKLE

  CHAPTER 8675309

  CHAPTER 16

  CHAPTER NCC-1701

  CHAPTER 4815162342

  CHAPTER ???

  CHAPTER ∞

  CHAPTER ∞ + 1

 

 

 


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